US: We are modern, our chicks are hot and crazy, "Lady Gaaga". We have Hollywood. We have surplus money to fund middle eastern terrorists, We can invade anywhere on world map, find and kill all those who are useless/threat to us, ones who were nourished by us in past, and Our president gets Nobel peace prise during all this happening. We can cause big resession. We are Americans
Pak: We are not Indians infact we hate India very much that we host all terrorists who act against India. We dont have food to eat, education or even our own movies, so we watch Indian pirated dvds. We have the biggest and purest heart (acc. to Afridi). We shout, we kill others and our own people, we threaten, we danced on US tunes for money, We have Nuclear weapon as well which we can use (though we dont know what it really is bcoz as a country we did not exist in 1945)...
India: We are bombed, threatened, abused by Pak all the time we talk to them. We like cricket, so we play a match with Pak to lighten the mood and talk. We also have Nuclear weapons but use of that is not under our defense policy. Once Gandhi lived in our country who did't like to fight, so respecting him, we cant fight for our revenge, untill somebody invades us deep in, so we ask somebody else help us.
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