US, Pak and We Indians

US:  We are modern, our chicks are hot and crazy, "Lady Gaaga". We have Hollywood. We have surplus money to fund middle eastern terrorists, We can invade anywhere on world map, find and kill all those who are useless/threat to us, ones who were nourished by us in past, and Our president gets Nobel peace prise during all this happening. We can cause big resession. We are Americans

Pak: We are not Indians infact we hate India very much that we host all terrorists who act against India. We dont have food to eat, education or even our own movies, so we watch Indian pirated dvds. We have the biggest and purest heart (acc. to Afridi). We shout, we kill others and our own people, we threaten, we danced on US tunes for money, We have Nuclear weapon as well which we can use (though we dont know what it really is bcoz as a country we did not exist in 1945)...

India: We are bombed, threatened, abused by Pak all the time we talk to them. We like cricket, so we play a match with Pak to lighten the mood and talk. We also have Nuclear weapons but use of that is not under our defense policy. Once Gandhi lived in our country who did't like to fight, so respecting him, we cant fight for our revenge, untill somebody invades us deep in, so we ask somebody else help us.

facebook vs. Being Social

I am very much impressed by success of facebook. It gives a meaning to my internet expenses (paid by company) and boredom of many weekends.
I refresh my facebook page 20 times a day and i am sure there would be many who would be doing it many more times.
I see people updating there fb status, probably lying in there room, with all the creepy and shitty stuff they do. Which has less to do with being social and more to do with being a jerk. 
After watching "the social network", i figured that it's what fb intended to be. 
It was for all the geeks and freaks of the world who never go out in weekends, will say "I will see if I am free" when you call them to meet even if they have no plans for years, sit in the group laughing at others jokes which they rarely get. 
Most of us spend our time sleeping in weekends (saying that it is the only time we get to relax in a week as if we were fighting war otherwise) and then curse our lives. Some post nostalgic videos, status or songs on fb walls.
And there are some who write about it in blog.

time to speak out for myself

I think now it is the time for me to speak out for myself. 
When i started this blog i wanted to write because i just wanted to be in the league of people who write blog and some part of me thought it is a good platform to write something which you can not write in a simple MS Word document.
I wanted it to be fun and tried to make it funny, unnecessarily, so that people who read it enjoy it.
I had thoughts to write but most of the times I write what others would like to read.
may be thats why I could never be regular.
I use to correct spelling in word before posting it.
To sum up, everything in it was for others. 
But now onwards I will write because and what I want to write. Even if it is not grammatically correct or with having bunch of spelling mistakes, its for and from me and no one else.
There will be no juggling of words but simple and plain what comes to my mind.


Now I will try and make it to reach where this blog was suppose to be, where the name of blog is destined to find its meaning.

3 months since last one...

Humm…It’s 1.52 at night, I am working, listening to music on my PC*(which I was not paying attention to, till now). Here I got an email for comment on my, long past posted, blog post which had reminded me of my New Year resolution "I will have at least 3 posts every month on my blog, be more with all with still being to me & myself".

But, it’s 3 months since last post.

Candidly, I never felt that need to be more social on net that to be on real. 

Even on blogger, I am much visible commenting on else's posts than scripting something interesting on my own. While still one thing of my long list of things to do in life… is to write a book (may be, more on this later).

Than what, am I out of topics? Surely not but writing 1000 words blog post takes much more tranquility than what I have? The most blog-social I am these days is on, reading posts on software programming forums and posting questions there to get some comments.

Some people tell me that I am better speaking thousand words than writing them. May be, I should start audio blogging. Will see where this idea goes in future?

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*I still have a desktop computer, a 6 year old HP, still beats in performance to latest ones. Lately my monitor starts to show erratic behavior. The screen starts to do salsa (picture moves side wise) after every while. After getting it treated twice by a local TV repair mechanic Lallan Singh (lallan taap, I call him) it still shows me moves sometimes. Now, I have had enough (and I didn’t mean money here) to get it there for the third time. Instead I learned the trick; spank it at back fanatically until it’s cleared. I think my PC is in its last days, but still serving me to accomplish one more major task.

I Am a Man And She Is a Woman

Among all the talks about celebrating Women’s Day with the 33% reservation, I read this funny analogy of the current perception of the society.

No matter how much we talk about giving same space to both Women and Men but there will always be many things such as this one remain stuck in everyone’s mind.

In this world we may give equal rights to Homosexuals or Bisexuals but this equality of Women and Men will never be achieved. Not even in the most advanced and modern countries of the world. 

Hi Lanka...!!!

Am alone on a hot summer weekend of Dilli...

Wana try something new.

Thought, why not try some new cuisine.

There I saw in the most unvisited location on earth,
           Hi Lanka....Taste of paradise from the land like no other...
                                          Go on....Give it a try


You could always see Spanish, Italian, Indian, Thai, Chinese, etc... at every second corner of India or World. But in which book of Food in the world Lankan food is called tasty(wonder is there any thing Lanka is known for,except for Ramayana). Who the hell in this mother earth would wana eat Lankan food and become "RAVANA".
But standing in front of the restaurant, from the smell of spices coming out, I could definitely understand that why completely human looking people from Lanka were called "Rakshas"(demons) This was this spice what goes on their head and make them loose their mind. And this is worst if one has 10 heads.


Let me present the menu for you as well,

Original Chicken Kothu Roti

Original Mutton Kothu Roti  

Yummy Sri Lankan Sousage Kothu 

Original Soya Curry Kothu

Cheese & Egg Kothu Roti 

Hi Lanka "Special" Kothu

Godhamba Roti

Pol Sambol

&&

Chicken biryani

Mutton Biryani

Fried Rice

Paneer pakoda

Shahi paneer

Muttor Paneer

and some Cutlet

etc..

So there is ten types of Kothu and Godhamba roti which is made of Kothu.
And if believe their menu the items below were also invented in Lanka, of which the world was unaware till today :P.
Please God "Hanuman" why did you burn whole Lanka and left nothing for poor soles to eat or grow.
But still Guys give this a try. Sometimes in the land of variety tastes having something bad can give you a different feel.
And not to mention eating more than one dish of this at a time can give you stomach cancer.
So, Beware...!!!

Living a Bachelor’s Life...!!!

I have been living bachelor's life for almost 22 months (It isn't that I was married before but in us, we are called bachelor only when we starts to earn and live boring life).

And it never hurt being single more than ever. When I started working, every nuptial Guy (Yah, that’s true. There are no Girls in my team :( ) looked at me with lots of hope while asking about my Girl Friend as if they wanted to listen to their long lost wishes comes true through my mouth. :D And there is no need to tell that I wasn’t received with open arms after they come to know my Orkut status shouts loud, “Single” and got even more irked when got detailed, there are only a couple of girls in my friend list. One of which is my classmate and other one is my junior (hardly a chance for them to salt away).

I was always pushed to work extra hours because I don’t have a Girl; they say “Dude, You can stay late. I have to leave early. I have a family” (I know, U arse, and I am a tube born).

I must spot that the girls are not the only ones who face such or some form of office abuses...!!!

Only now I realise that a past/current relationship in your life can earn you so much mileage in your carrier which your brainpower and social acumen can never do.

Everyone kept on saying the same thing, which I never get was to motivate me or make me look down upon myself, “U r young, smart (???), and bachelor. Go get a girl and enjoy life. What are you doing with your life?” As if I am turning Gay or running away from my birth right of having a girl. Sorry Sir, no matter how much “Spray Mint” be used I could never be as “Kiss Ready” as the Guy in that Ad.

Everyday of my life going forward, I pray to find out the way out of this.