Thursday, May 5, 2011

US, Pak and We Indians


US:  We are modern, our chicks are hot and crazy, "Lady Gaaga". We have Hollywood. We have surplus money to fund middle eastern terrorists, We can invade anywhere on world map, find and kill all those who are useless/threat to us, ones who were nourished by us in past, and Our president gets Nobel peace prise during all this happening. We can cause big resession. We are Americans

Pak: We are not Indians infact we hate India very much that we host all terrorists who act against India. We dont have food to eat, education or even our own movies, so we watch Indian pirated dvds. We have the biggest and purest heart (acc. to Afridi). We shout, we kill others and our own people, we threaten, we danced on US tunes for money, We have Nuclear weapon as well which we can use (though we dont know what it really is bcoz as a country we did not exist in 1945)...

India: We are bombed, threatened, abused by Pak all the time we talk to them. We like cricket, so we play a match with Pak to lighten the mood and talk. We also have Nuclear weapons but use of that is not under our defense policy. Once Gandhi lived in our country who did't like to fight, so respecting him, we cant fight for our revenge, untill somebody invades us deep in, so we ask somebody else help us.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

facebook vs. Being Social

I am very much impressed by success of facebook. It gives a meaning to my internet expenses (paid by company) and boredom of many weekends.
I refresh my facebook page 20 times a day and i am sure there would be many who would be doing it many more times.
I see people updating there fb status, probably lying in there room, with all the creepy and shitty stuff they do. Which has less to do with being social and more to do with being a jerk. 
After watching "the social network", i figured that it's what fb intended to be. 
It was for all the geeks and freaks of the world who never go out in weekends, will say "I will see if I am free" when you call them to meet even if they have no plans for years, sit in the group laughing at others jokes which they rarely get. 
Most of us spend our time sleeping in weekends (saying that it is the only time we get to relax in a week as if we were fighting war otherwise) and then curse our lives. Some post nostalgic videos, status or songs on fb walls.
And there are some who write about it in blog.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

time to speak out for myself

I think now it is the time for me to speak out for myself. 
When i started this blog i wanted to write because i just wanted to be in the league of people who write blog and some part of me thought it is a good platform to write something which you can not write in a simple MS Word document.
I wanted it to be fun and tried to make it funny, unnecessarily, so that people who read it enjoy it.
I had thoughts to write but most of the times I write what others would like to read.
may be thats why I could never be regular.
I use to correct spelling in word before posting it.
To sum up, everything in it was for others. 
But now onwards I will write because and what I want to write. Even if it is not grammatically correct or with having bunch of spelling mistakes, its for and from me and no one else.
There will be no juggling of words but simple and plain what comes to my mind.


Now I will try and make it to reach where this blog was suppose to be, where the name of blog is destined to find its meaning.